20 March 2026
Once every 2 days I think about my new nail lady who asked about my all long nails but my indexes, and she kept repeating the question, “why just your index that is short?” I was so confused. Only recently I realized she might think I’m a lesbian. I’m not.
19 March 2026
Started rewatching The Sopranos and only 2 episodes in they’re already in some heavy shit. Didn’t realize it first time around.
8 March 2026
I miss therapy and the enlightenment that comes after some of its sessions.
8 March 2026
Honestly can’t wait to retire and live as an erotica zine editor.
2 March 2026
I got myself a pink sweater.
16 February 2026
Disappointed but not surprised. I was hopeful.
14 February 2026
The season of renewed olds. Happy Valentine’s Day.