15 July

50:50 as in I give you 50% of my UMR Jakarta and you give me 50% of your Norway oil salary.

24 June

Semoga aku dan kenkawanku senantiasa dicukupkan rejeki hingga tiap jalan dengan keluarga bisa bilang, “gapapa aku aja.”

21 June

Cosplay jadi vendor pemerintah nagih invoice.

20 June

It’s been chilly three days in so far.

19 June

I’m so done with these crippled old men’s weaponized incompetence. I’m truly convinced their first wives aren’t the evil bitches they talked about, they are the bitches.

12 June

Diskursus di Twitter tentang AIESEC ga napak tanah ini bikin inget dulu masuk situ mau ‘exchange‘ tapi ga tega minta uang banyak ke Ibu Ayah karena memang semua pengeluaran ditanggung sendiri, jadi akhirnya kabur dari organisasi itu. Sejak empat tahun setelahnya sampai sekarang, tiap bulan ada aja paspor kepake. Life’s so weird.

12 June

Tiba-tiba udah 6 tahun jadi warga Depok Jawa Barat dan jumlah pengeluaran dasar bulanan individu (tanpa lifestyle expenses Ibukota) tetap bisa dipenuhi oleh UMR Depok Sleman Jogja karena transumnya Jakarta (dan kota penyangganya) berjalan dan mostly reliable. Kalau ngga ada TJ, KRL, LRT, MRT, Biskita Bogor & Depok, aku pun boncos ❤️

29 May

Our friend Gloriahmafla is so backkkkkkk!!!

24 May

KAJ ❤️ Kevin Holmström my heart, my Eurovision husband.

24 May

Two weeks of raining at noon. Yesterday it was raining all day. Today morning was bright but pouring a bit in Depok at noon, to then back with the bright side later. This is late May. Crazy.

26 April

I have the sweetest loverrrrr <3

24 April

Dibaca-baca, aslinya baik juga ini pacar aing. Ketutup rugged exterior dan kadang kagak paham konteks kultural aja.

24 April

Hari-hari dzuhur mendung, jam 1 sampai abis ashar selalu hujan.

16 April

Kalo nyoba aja ngga mau, itu kamu lebih ke takut berhasil daripada takut gagal. Aneh banget sukses kok takut. 🙁

15 April

Kelingan yen suamine yo isih ngebul, rak dadi kesian meneh. Maleess maless.

13 April

Semoga dikurang-kurangi perilaku holier than thou dan poor me poor me-nya ya. Kalau setahun ini oke, puasa depan Insyaallah panjang umur, aku transfer THR lagi. Tiap mau rasa kasihan, keinget status hokya hokya-mu dulu tuh bikin sebel.

4 April

Ada gila-gilanya kemimpian kalau militer udah rise to power jadi totalitarian ala Korut sampai Bandung di-bombing ala Palestina. Bangun-bangun air mata udah berlinang.

23 March

The days of not knowing what to wear as sweater would be too warm while cotton shirt wouldn’t be warm enough.

21 March

I should’ve started that feet pics porn portfolio since years ago. Fuck.

17 March

I pray for the economy not to turn so bad, my baddies wouldn’t have to consider reconnecting with their abusive exes just to not pay rent.

16 March

Tiap bulan ada aja momen-momen negara berasa mau ancur.

15 March

Rapat di Fairmont emang enak sih tapi yakali dah dasar biadab aja orang-orang klan neo orba itu. Moga pada kena rabies yang jadi ujung hidupnya.

15 March

Visually impaired gorgeous bf + visually impaired hot gf.

9 March

May He grant me a smarter man with a nice-sized dick and even bigger patience as a spouse because astaghfirullah cape banget ngobrol sama orang bodok.

7 March

Would love to witness a rapist got their genital sliced with razor as thin as Paulie was slicing garlic in Goodfellas. Then the slices are pan-seared with butter and being fed to the former owner. Maybe they could grow it back. Lovely.

6 March

He’s a 10 and he loves me very much; I’m so in love.

5 March

I really called out what’s gonna happen between Trudeau & Trump. It happened.

4 March

Musimnya hujan sore-sore di Bogor padahal Jakarta mendung doang tapi tiba-tiba kebanjiran.

3 February

Hujan super deras di Senin subuh + I don’t have to go out to do my 8.

4 February

I imagine Trudeau might feel the urge to lecture the Trump-voters-Americans on how tariffs actually work —essentially doing their president’s job for them, and trying to be the bigger person by not acting as senseless as Trump, only reacting, appropriately.