11 June 2024
Ini negara ada good governance-nya gak sih?

7 June 2024
SYL tuh PNS sejak 1980, waktu umurnya 25 tahun. Ini tuh ibarat dikasih pesugihan segalanya lancar selama 43 tahun dengan syarat pas umurnya (((~69~))) doi bakal ketangkep dan kebuka semuanya, trus dulu doi iya iya aja. Hasilnya ya gini ini. Kalau lihat-lihat bongkaran kasusnya sih ya dia memanfaatkan jatah pesugihannya dengan baik, ya. He lived a fulfilling corrupt life.

7 June 2024
Fewer things make me jollier inside than my psych validating me on my stellar progresses.

28 May 2024
My Mexican cartel boss wife era of life couldn’t come quickly enough.

27 May 2024
Dunia fana ini hanya tempat mengumpulkan memori “been there done that.”

26 May 2024
Jebule aku sing rasis.

25 May 2024
Ngga mau mention dan mempermasalahkan hal-hal kecil gf + “kalo emang hal kecil kenapa ngga diomongin?” bf.

25 May 2024
The most I cried during a fun-filled holiday.

15 May 2024
I wish your Mumma a long, healthy life, so later she could cradle your body so tight when you’re dying of hydrophobia, suffering from the very late stage of rabies.

5 May 2024
Muhammad Tulus.

4 May 2024
Tiga hari leyeh-leyeh lalu lihat pengumuman line-up WeTheFest ada Jose menyadarkanku kalau ku harus terus bekerja, masih banyak promotor konser yang harus kubiayai hidupnya :’)

30 April 2024
Pak Teten Masduki is amongst the limited individuals being referred most often as “Menteri Teten” instead of his full title followed by full name.

26 April 2024
I hope you’d come to understand the difference between the nervousness and giddiness over excitement for someone that’s good for you vs your body anxiously telling you to run away from someone who’ll break your heart.

26 April 2024
Therapy is working because today I could clearly sense the starting of my downturn of feeling shitty, wishing inside that I wanna die even though not really, and knowing that I’ll come out fine after this phase because I’m equipped with self care regiments and mindfulness but it’s. still. hard. to look on the bright side.

I don’t know how the bipolar baddies are doing it so regularly in their lives. With BPD, I only have rare periods of short depressive phase and even I find it difficult to get through.

Tapi tetap akan kuhadapi meski dengan “Yaa Allah, Ya Allah…”

25 April 2024
This fine, Italian-looking, 53 years old French fella.

25 April 2024
Ngomongin Surya Paloh.

25 April 2024
We all just sin differently.

24 April 2024
Kok ada orang hari gini masih tahan nonton Youtube tanpa Premium. Kok juga masih ada orang yang udah langganan Youtube Premium tapi masih bayar Spotify.

22 April 2024
Orang yang ngeributin bahwa orang lain juga harus bermahzab beli rumah tapak daripada sewa tuh apa ngga pernah terpikir bahwa ada orang yang ngga mau tinggal berbetah-betah sampai mati di Indonesia :/

21 April 2024
Selfie laki yang satu layar penuh mah emang buat diliat sekali aja sambil mbatin “ya Allah cakep bener pacar aing” abis itu ga pernah dibuka lagi meski dihapus juga ngga.

19 April 2024
Because what more would I want except for a bad boy who’d do me good?

19 April 2024
Lah gue juga mau kalo sama Matty Healy mah.

19 April 2024
Sebagian besar unsolicited advice dari orang lain memang patutnya cukup dijawab dengan deadpan “OK” tanpa perlu diperpanjang demi kedamaian bersama.

18 April 2024
Sebenarnya sudah capek preaching tentang personal finance sesuai ilmuku dan semua teori-teorinya karena tiap sharing dan berusaha mengedukasi yang non-anonim ya selalu ada suara tambahan kayak begini. Lama-lama suara luar itu terinternalisasi, jadi ragu sendiri, “sebenernya ilmu gue nih praktikal ga sih?” “gue tone-deaf ga ya ngomong gini?” Sulit banget.

15 April 2024
Prof. Haroche using comic sans for a formal Nobel presentation.

15 April 2024
Not liking the grillz, José.

15 April 2024
I miss Alex.

14 April 2024
So loved.

14 April 2024
The learning curve for menstrual cup is worth it. No more damp crotch for eternity and beyond.

13 April 2024
Lana on Coachella is mothering. Otherworldly beauty.

2 April 2024
My physically abusive relationship was whack and I wouldn’t wish that for anyone but dang did I have fun knowing how good it was to slap the shit out of a man’s face till his skull shakes. My jaw doesn’t align properly today cause he did slap me too but I call it even. We’re both stupid.

1 April 2024
Only ever had 1 person like Koci in my life and he was a blessing disguised as a spicy white firecracker.

31 March 2024
March actually felt perfect in terms of how the time passes.

31 March 2024
I wish you nothing but testicular torsion.

31 March 2024
Even my high school friend with whom I last met was 10-11 years ago said, “..tapi padahal gue liat lo tuh kayak independen banget..” 🤢

30 March 2024
Cheap sushi rolls are my miserable days meal and expensive, individually handmade sushi is my miserable but rich days meal.

23 March 2024
Tumben.

21 March 2024
Miss the doggies more than the owner but I miss them all.

3 March 2024
Spent the whole weekend playing Stardew Valley like someone else is paying my bills.

14 February 2024
Btw itu program makan siang gratis gausah jadi gapapalah asal pada praktiknya diganti semua program lain yang bagus yang diusulin 01 + 03. I hope 02 realized how rampant the corruption around that could potentially be and nuke that program to hell.

14 February 2024
Padahal yang dulu diberitain obsesif bikin kliping koran ya Pak Anies.

12 February 2024
Note that on this day on 10:01PM I came to the realization that I never wanted to be a Mom because I want to be a Dad, along with every expectation, stereotype, judgement, that comes with it. “Children look to their fathers to lay down the rules and enforce them. They also look to their fathers to provide a feeling of security, both physical and emotional.” Fuck, with all the permissiveness and yaudahlah from the society towards men and/or fathers from the dawn of time, I’ll do all that and more.

12 February 2024
Pokoknya yang tidak misoginis maka Kim Jong-Un jawabannya karena doi jahat ga lihat gender :/

9 February 2024
Ayu Ting-Ting juga oke character development-nya.

9 February 2024
Pak Jokowi bisa tumbuh dan berkembang di politik dengan cepat sampai di tahap dibela sebegitunya sama Pak Luhut nih resepnya apa coba.

4 February 2024
Could hate him all you want but Pak Prabs’ closing statement is a really admirable one, marketing/ packaging-wise, no matter the truth (or lack thereof) behind those words.

28 January 2024
YA ALLAH MASIH JANUARI AJA SAMPEK REBO.

27 January 2024
Pak Tom nih suaranya enak banget pengen kukunyah.

27 January 2024
Some are betting on Anies would also betray his controversial fanatic allies so they don’t mind voting for him.

24 January 2024
Being loved right >>>

23 January 2024
Happy that Mr. Marty is trending (: He’s a heartthrob in the realest sense and the Menlu post is where you could really expect professionalism out of all the posts in a cabinet.

23 January 2024
Skarsgård is now a Hollywood household name and we’re all here for it.

23 January 2024
Tidak memilih caleg dan/atau partai yang alat peraga kampanyenya dipaku di pohon dan tidak diturunkan saat sudah memasuki masa tenang.

21 January 2024
The wind is winding today.

12 January 2024
Read a YouTube comment that said, “Maroon lipstick is instantly 2016,” and that couldn’t be more accurate because I went on a first date on September 30th of that year and after a squid ink risotto dinner, I remember my date specifically said, “you’d look better without that, you could just wipe it off,” and it was MY. MAROON. LIPSTICK. Never ever touched that color again after that day.

11 January 2024
When even ‘love‘ is an understatement.

10 January 2024
Oh to be loved as how Bowie loved Iman.